bilbo: “i’m old, gandalf. i know i don’t look it, but i’m beginning to feel it in my heart. i feel thin — sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. i need a holiday — a very long holiday — and i don’t expect i shall return. in fact, i mean not to!”

— lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring, 2001

why?

i enjoy writing in lowercase.

no pressing caps lock or the shift key. just typing whatever i have in mind. if i get bored i’ll switch back, but as far as i can tell there’s no return ticket.

and if this bothers you, well… you’ll get used to it :)